"On the day *I* go to work for Microsoft, faint oinking sounds will beheard from far overhead, the moon will not merely turn blue butdevelop polkadots, and hell will freeze over so solid the brimstonewill go superconductive.
But I must thank you for dropping a good joke on my afternoon. Onthat hopefully not too far distant day that I piss on Microsoft’sgrave, I sincerely hope none of it will splash on you."
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"Funny" would be an understatement.